THREE FUCKING OVERTIMES?! No. It’s cool. I don’t need to work tomorrow. No big deal. You guys just keep on doing what you’re doing. It’s okay. I have all the time in the world. Pleas, continue.
-dies-
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What does John Tortorella do when he gets laryngitis? How does he yell at everyone?
Does he just throw things at the players and stare evilly?
Does he text them all and tell them how much he hates their souls?
Does he draw graphic descriptions of how he wants to murder them on the white board?
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It’s totally acceptable birthday behavior to get drunk by myself and watch the Rangers/Sens game right?
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I’d be Shanabanned if they gave me a microphone and an outlet
WHAT THE FUCK. HOW IS THAT NOT A FUCKING PENALTY
THAT’S A FUCKING BEAUTIFUL GOAL
HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID THEY MISS THAT SHOT?!?
Ah, hockeylife.
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Dear Brandon,
Can you please not be so damn attractive? You’re distracting me from my Lightning and the game of hockey in general.
Thanks.
Love, me