My Name is Christine and this is my blog

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

12 minutes ago with 331,435 notes — via natesmustache, © geobytes



almost-humaninthetardis:

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

I’m pretty sure the pig is in a bidet

4 hours ago with 495,825 notes — via natesmustache, © ydrill



youngczechgunsinthenhl:

Ondrej Palat surfing at Virginia Beach.

5 hours ago with 8 notes — via emilyklightning, © facebook.com
#ONDREJ WATER U DOING #not ok



savannahsgenesis:

I quote this all the time and no one picks up on it

8 hours ago with 329,179 notes — via lightningskullz, © the-sea-itself



genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

12 hours ago with 372,609 notes — via joshpeck, © degenderate



LEAKED NEW EEVEELUTION

chaka1987:

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

now theres 

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Eevee

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Flareon

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Vaporeon

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Jolteon

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Espeon

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Umbreon

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Leafeon

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Glaceon

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Sylveon, and finally

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Celinedion

I don’t know what I expected.

15 hours ago with 111,371 notes — via joshpeck, © im-deadpool-god-dammit



20 hours ago with 449 notes — via ryangcallahan, © patricksharp



1 day ago with 22,390 notes — via dailycuteboy, © zoiodlula



huffingtonpost:

NIKE’S NEW STAR-STUDDED DEREK JETER COMMERCIAL WILL GIVE YOU GOOSEBUMPS

Respect. More than any other emotion, that’s the feeling Derek Jeter has commanded throughout his 20 years in Major League Baseball. As the Yankees shortstop enters the halfway turn of his farewell season, Nike’s Air Jordan brand (a longtime sponsor of Jeter) has released an incredible commercial to celebrate his final year.

Watch the full commercial for even more sports cameos here. 

1 day ago with 2,091 notes — via mikemussinastractors, © huffingtonpost



amelia-rayshen:

So I don’t get texts of “good morning beautiful” but I do have a friend who spams me snapchats of her dog to wake up to, so who’s the real winner here

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tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser] (more behind the gifs)

1 day ago with 52,131 notes — via ruinedchildhood, © noobtheloser



elias getting thrown under the bus during his contract signing (x)

1 day ago with 934 notes — via hellasharks, © crosbye



2 days ago with 450,926 notes — via tastefullyoffensive, © piensosinpensar



probably the pigeons again

2 days ago with 960 notes — via emilyklightning, © toewscrosby



waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

2 days ago with 432,455 notes — via joshpeck, © heartsandmagic